Actually it's Ono, a fish from Hawaii, also known as Wahoo. This is what I've been doing instead of being able to watch baseball. And seeing as how my station partner no called/no showed tonight, I'll be doing it even more.
Cooking. It's not just a career. It's a lifestyle. And I thank my lucky stars that I love my job, otherwise I'd be a fucking basket case right now.
Didn't Ortiz hit a homerun tonight or something?