The Boston Red Sox: Defenders of the 2004 World Championship!! "Whoever plunges into his experiences with the momentum of hope, will remember so that he cannot forget." - Soren Kierkegaard.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

The Disabled List Hoe-Down
Line up in the barn, face to face,
Grab your partner and a can of mace!
Link your elbows, spin around,
Strain your partner's triceps and knock him down!
Take out his shoulder and kick him in the heel,
Herniate a disc, then dance with Jason Schiell!
Now promenade,
Now promenade!
Anyone know first aid?
Now promenade!